[BelegStrongbow]

Here's the apology Muslims are entitled to:

I personally and unequivocably apologize for recognizing that there are utterly hostile, completely insane murderous fanatics among you who want to kill me, my wife, my children, everyone I ever prayed with, knew or wanted to meet.

I'm really sorry that it had to come to this, but there you go, Muslims. All better now, right?

[ArGee]

Here's the apology Muslims are entitled to:

Reminds me of an old Buggs Bunny snippet.

Sam: Say yer sorry, varmint.

Buggs: OK. You're sorry. In fact, you're about the sorriest person I ever met.

Shalom.

[Alia]

Very nice.

Here's mine: I apologize to you butchers of Islamofascism for letting you know in advance, only, of my intent to nab and/or kill you before you can slaughter me and those around me.