TIME has sucky timing, what with the President and Amendijihadi speaking at the U.N. tomorrow. This is disgusting. Thanks, TIME, for consorting with enemies of the U.S. >:-(
You know, I had the most hilarious visual pop up in my mind, and although it won't happen, it's fun to think about:
Remember the last time that little runt from Iran spoke at the U.N., and he was babbling about the big green aura around him, and how everyone was silenced and hypnotized into listening to him wax poetic about all things allah, and the rest of that crap?
Well you can be sure that Ahmadjihad will probably be in the audience when President Bush makes his speech, and if the President really wanted to spook the Islamofascists and maybe even throw a scare into the U.N. itself, he should throw away his prepared speech and go with the following impromptu comments:
President Bush: "Secretary General Anan, extinguished guests, ladies and gentlemen, it is GREAT to be back at the U.N. General Assembly! Praise GOD! Can I get an Amen? How 'bout you Brother Bolton? [Ambassador John Bolton shouts "Amen Brother, PREACH it!"] - Ladies and gentlemen, I come here in the Name of JESUS, that NAME above EVERY name, the King of kings and LORD of lords, Jesus CHRIST, the One and Only Son of the Living God!
Now I'm here to tell you unbelievers that I have heard the VOICE of Jesus Christ, revealed in His Word, which is NOT the Koran, or any other pagan text, I heard the Voice of Christ in God's Holy BIBLE, and He said He is coming again and SOON!
I see the Israeli Ambassador squirming a little bit down front here, and Mr. Ambassador? It's OK, the United States of America is in YOUR corner, we LOVE Israel, because YOU are GOD'S CHOSEN PEOPLE, and I said America would defend Israel if attacked, and you Jew-haters in here better believe it! An attack on Israel is like an attack on the United States and we will respond with MAXIMUM retalitory force!
I have a few words for those who seem to think that this joker 'allah' is actually God, and here is your sign: he is NOT! 'allah' is nothing but a demon working for Satan himself, he's nothing but an impotent moon goon that conned ignorant and gullible savages into worshiping it. And here's another update, the so-called "prophet" Mohammed is nothing but a fake seer and a child molester to boot.
You read the New Testament and the Words of Jesus, and He said "by their fruits you shall know them", and I ask you people, how many innocent men, women and children have been murdered by Christian terrorists hijacking airliners and crashing them into buildings? That's right, NONE me buckos, and while we're at it, how many innocent victims have had their heads hacked off with rusty blades by Christian jihadists, and then swinging the head around? That's right, NONE again!
But we all know the religious persuasions of the subhuman scumbags who DID those deeds, now don't we? Shame on every last one of them, they are burning in Hell right now with no hope of redemption, and unless each and every one of you deluded Islamic souls repent of your sins, ask Jesus Christ into your hearts to be your Lord and Saviour, you will ALL join your misguided brethren in the eternal fires of HELL!
And it will be King Jesus who will send you there, and God willing, with a big ol' nuclear assist from the U.S. of A!
Hallujujah! Praise the Lord and PASS that ammunition Brother Rumsfeld!
[SecDef Rumsfeld jumps up with arms stretched high and shouts "PRAISE JESUS, the missiles are ARMED!!"]
Ladies and Gentlemen, Secretary-General Anan, this concludes my remarks, now you better give your souls to Jesus, because if you all step one little itty bit out of line, your ASSES will belong to US, as in "U.S."!