This is not a comedy act?
Thanks for the clarification. Now that I know I shouldn't take your posts seriously, I'll in the future regard your posts as invitations for comedic conversation. However, I often have little time to reply and engage in repartee. But in this light I'm sure your future posts will supply me with many silent chuckles and often outright guffaws.
Were you aware Science News wants $58 per year now? Robbery!