On a much lighter note...what the hell kind of music are they listening to?
Nursery school music. This old man. There's an infant with them. It's surreal, and grotesque. The firetruck honking its horn...like no one will get out of the way.
"This old man, he played __________, he played nick-nack on my back...
with a nick-nack paddywhack, give that dog a bone, this old man came rolling home...."