The only thing Clarke didn't do on 9-11 was fly those planes.
He was on the way to the Pentagon to stand in front of it holding up his hand to stop the plane, but he got parked in in the Whitehouse lot.
I heard he was juggling bowling balls, while tossing pizza dough with his foot, all the time he was give Condi and VP Cheney orders on what needed to be done. What a man!