To: JamesP81
Indeed. The NAGs have completely failed to realize one of the most powerful weapons in the female arsenal: the Ego Stroke. It can do things to guys that no amount of threats or nagging ever could. Alright, ladies, pay attention:
Step one: draw breath and smile, while opening your eyes as wide as you can.
Step two: do the "anime hand clasp." Illustration:
Step three: breathlessly praise your target's manliness or skillz or something.
Congratulations, the testosterone is now coursing through your mark and he will do anything to please you. And hey, he's happy too. Enjoy.
To: Gordongekko909
I wouldn't be able to do that with a straight face. :)
56 posted on
09/11/2006 10:59:59 AM PDT by
Fawn
(http://www.jokaroo.com/funnyvideos/toilet_obsession.html)
To: Gordongekko909
Ha! I guess that makes us pushovers, but there's lots of truth in all that.
66 posted on
09/11/2006 11:02:45 AM PDT by
JamesP81
("Never let your schooling interfere with your education" --Mark Twain)
To: Gordongekko909; Altamira
96 posted on
09/11/2006 11:11:44 AM PDT by
Atlas Sneezed
(Your FRiendly FReeper Patent Attorney)
To: Gordongekko909
Step three: breathlessly praise your target's manliness or
skillz or something.
A couple of years ago I saw a Bob Hope retrospective.
It included film clips of some of the live radio broadcasts he did
during WWII.
To give the GI Joes around the globe "a taste of home" he had two sounds
broadcast.
First was done via a microphone placed a couple of inches from
a HOT skillet as a steak was plopped on it.
But the real sizzle was some Hollywood babe that did one deep, prolonged
female "sigh" of ecstacy.
Had to be the most "X"-rated thing out of Hollywood until the 1960s.
And went right over the head of the children listening to the radio.
Ah, for the good old days.
144 posted on
09/11/2006 11:31:09 AM PDT by
VOA
To: Gordongekko909
I think the # 1 job of a wife is to make her husband feel good about himself. Make him feel successful, important, and wanted. It doesnt matter whether hes a potato farmer or a CEO, he will always need his ego boosted.
To: Gordongekko909
You have to be very young. Any man past the age of 30 is beyond is going to instantly see through the maneuver and be offended that some chica really thought an ego stroke was going to work.
326 posted on
09/16/2006 1:01:54 PM PDT by
Melas
(Offending stupid people since 1963)
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