Actually, pork bellies are down big.
I know. My entire portfolio is sitting in my fridge next to the tater tots.
When I went to work at the Chicago Board of Trade back in the 70s, I thought pork bellies were just a joke. Au contraire! They are real and pork belly futures are really traded.
More proof that God has a sense of humor - to create a universe in which sentinent beings would trade in pork belly futures!