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To: ichabod1

Now me, I am kind of spotty. What race is that?


75 posted on 09/06/2006 9:46:05 AM PDT by donmeaker (If the sky don't say "Surrender Dorothy!" then my ex wife is out of town.)
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To: donmeaker
Your scientific racial classification is either "Dalmatian," or "Appaloosa."

Government guidelines for final clasification will depend upon your weight and dietary preference. Until we know this, we won't know how to address you. It's going to be either:

"Whoa there," or "Down Boy."

80 posted on 09/06/2006 9:54:06 AM PDT by Kenny Bunk (What does it matter if we’re all dead, as long as the French respect us.)
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To: donmeaker
"Now me, I am kind of spotty. What race is that? "
Ask the dermatologist for a biopsy. Some of these spots can go REAL bad.
82 posted on 09/06/2006 10:35:37 AM PDT by GSlob
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To: donmeaker
> Now me, I am kind of spotty. What race is that?

Dalmatian? ;)
Actually, I got lots of freckles my own self.
84 posted on 09/06/2006 10:49:34 AM PDT by OneWingedShark (Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with your God.)
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