[BykrBayb]

Schiavo who had been involved in a car accident

Her self-inflicted guilt over spending $80 on a bad hair style caused her to have a car accident, which brought on a massive heart attack, which caused her to develop bulimia, which caused her bones to spontaneously break, at which time she asked her loving husband to sleep around on her, kill her cats, torment her family, steal her money, and torture her to death. He promised he would, and by golly, he kept his promise.

[T'wit]

>> Her self-inflicted guilt over spending $80 on a bad hair style caused her to have a car accident, which brought on a massive heart attack, which caused her to develop bulimia, which caused her bones to spontaneously break, at which time she asked her loving husband to sleep around on her, kill her cats, torment her family, steal her money, and torture her to death.

We have a winner!

When Michael said "I kept my promise," he didn't waste a moment! Terri was bulimic, in cardiac arrest and comatose within eighteen (18) hours of getting her hair colored. She also had a broken back, possible rib fractures, injuries to both of her knees, both ankles, and to her neck, a subperiosteal hemorrhage on her right femur, and severe brain damage. That's a lot of promises kept in less than one day. Michael is awesome!

[T'wit]

Back in the 1960s, Clairol had a very famous ad slogan: "If I have only one life to live, let me live it as a blonde!"

For Terri, spending $80 to get her hair dyed blonde meant, "If I have only eighteen hours to live... "