This is the publik skool mentality at work. You don't have to learn anything or achieve any goals, you just have to be awarded your share of self-esteem. If you score 41 on your spelling test and 60 in arithmetic, the teacher will give you two extra red stars on your report card so that you'll still feel really good about yourself. Now it comes down to killing yourself with the right wording so that you don't lose any self-esteem.
Freepers can help with any problem, right? Let's throw the floor open for suggestions to let squeamish folks in Oregon commit suicide in pretty words. Y'know, like "Doctor-Assisted Failure to Breathe." Or, "Ha-ha! Good-bye forever to all of you smarty-pants religious right theocrats!"