Give em time. Maybe one of them will find a match.
The muslims aren't bright enough to realize Freddy was born Zoroastrian.
I'm not as well-read on my Parsee cosmology as I should be, but isn't it actually a terrible thing for them when fire is put to evil purposes? I believe in India they neither bury nor cremate their dead, but rather lay out the bodies in "Towers of Silence" where buzzards pick the flesh from the bones without despoiling the earth or the flame.
Hmm, that seems a little more serious than this thread has been...