ONCE UPON A TIME there was a devout man named Snow White. He was a kindly man who had seven lovely wives who were slightly short of stature. The legend goes that those were once curvaceous babes but were cursed by an evil spell cast on them by a corrupt Zionist witch.
Each day the wives would go and dig diamonds to keep Snow White living well as things should be for such a man. One day, Snow White tells his lovely wives that if they wish to obtain the best place in heaven, they need to don special belts prepared by him, and wear them in the presence of the Zionist witch.
Naturally, the seven wives complied with their master's desire, and they went to visit the witch. Upon entering the witch's filthy Zionist shack, the wives shouted "Alluh Akbar!" and in a flash of holy light, the shack, the witch, and the wives were all turned into little more than a cloud of C4 dust rising up to heaven where the wives will gladly spend eternity darning the socks of Snow White once he arrives to enjoy his 72 babes. The End.
Well done! I hadn't considered Snow White as a male. Now the good little chilluns can be properly educated.