1. Get up at 3AM and drive for 3 hours to friendly farmers place.
2. Dent truck fender on old stump.
3. Slog through ditches and muddy fields by flashlight. Fall at least once.
4. Rip $60 hunting coat crossing barb wire fence.
5. Rip $40 hunting pants and tender inner thigh flesh on another fence.
6. Fall in mud again.
7. Clean mud out of shotgun.
8. See and miss three doves.
9. Count all the doves on the power lines over in the field where you DON'T have permission to hunt.
10. Head back to truck.
11. Walk up a dove on the way back and kill it.
12. Retrieve the meadow lark that you just blasted.
13. Vow to stick to quail hunting.
Apparently you videotaped my last hunt! Too funny ... I am wiping tears and the dogs think I've totally lost my mind.