[maggief]

Gag!

[maggief]

OOPS!

Caption:

U.S. civil rights leader Jesse Jackson (L) embraces Syria's mufti Ahmad Hassoun during a meeting in Damascus August 27, 2006. Jackson arrived in Syria on Sunday on the first leg of a Middle East tour to shore up the cease-fire in Lebanon and ensure humanitarian aid was administered properly. REUTERS/Khaled al-Hariri (SYRIA)

[Stultis]

"Oh, Jesse, when you look into my eyes; how I wish I could bear your 'love child'! May I offer you the womb of my favorite she camel?"