[DannyTN]

"algorejr will never permit this, will he?"

• Algore will simply claimed that he was successful in his campaign against global warming. That he "invented" global cooling.
• John Kerry will claim that he was for global warming before he was against it.
• Hillary will claim that she has always been a global warmist.
• Bill will claim that he did not warm up that intern.
• Sen Biden will steal Algores speech and claim he invented the internet.
• Ted Kennedy will blame his increased drinking on trying to stay warm.

[DannyTN]

I predict that global cooling, whether or not any is actually measured, will be blamed on:

• Bush specifically, for failing to sign Kyoto.
• Bush policies generally
• Haliburton
• failing to provide China, and third world countries enough fossil fuels to burn
• cutting the rain forest
• eating meat
• Over industrialization
• Under industrialization of third world countries
• human over population
• Urbanization
• America's involvement in middle east conflicts
• pollution
• missle defense
• space exploration