And you could set up a "LOL" macro to automate your postings, with no significant loss of substance.
Don't get all down-in-the-dumps on me, now. Look on the positive side - your briefs are surely the briefest in the history of briefing. One original sentence. Perhaps a footnote if you're feeling especially loquacious. That's gotta be worth something, right? At the very least, you've probably gone from hourly billing to flat-rate work, no?