Apparently some of us do.
It would be great if child molesters, homos, and other deviates could be cured, but that's not going to happen.
All you need is to get educated on the subject. And in this very thread are links that will help you get that education.
If you can show me how to completely get rid of my heterosexuality, I will consider the slim possibility that homos can be cured.
In other news, the Flat Earth Society claims that they have been deprogramming the masses since 1547.