I once turned on the TV in a hotel room and saw two lesbians kissing. The image has been seared into my mind. It's all I can think about day and night, night and day. I see lesbians everywhere, everywhere I tell you. Lesbians, lesbians, lesbians...I order french fries and imagine them as lesbians. Lesbians appear to me in cloud formations and the way my milk blends with my morning coffee. It's a horrible, horrible thing...even the animal documentaries are filled with lesbian ottos and seals. There is no escaping it!
"I once turned on the TV in a hotel room and saw two lesbians kissing. The image has been seared into my mind."
I feel your pain, I really, really do.