"We've got bigger problems in the world than people procreating on video.
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Pssst! Pssst! They're using birth control....keep it quiet, OK?
What? They do? Uh, in that case, it's an abomination, and should be banned immediately. Fines should be levvied against anyone who watches it. Those who make, produce, or distribute it should be put to ths sword. The sword, you hear me?!
(Thanks for the heads up on that. Boy, am I embarassed! I had no idea.)