I understand that Soviet Russia had a lot of police, and no right to own guns. Boy, look how great that turned out.
Yes, but those were Com'nists; America is a democratsy, so that would never happen here.
The Poe-LEESE is my friend...Mr. Derby done teached me so!
He also teached me that will never change, so longs we keeps voting foah DEM-crats, 'stead of them FASHIST 'Publ'cans, like that Hitler Booosh that wants to re-enslave us all.
Mistah Derby is a good teachah!
Gottah go now; my ho called & needs mo crack foah a custmer.