[Lonesome in Massachussets]

My first drunk driving arrest only got me a year of probation and less than $1000 in fines.

You didn't call the judge a Jew Bastard, I'm guessing.

[raygun]

Mel Gibson's mistake was in going off on the Jews. He should've been adament that any one of his guns have killed more people than Ted Kennedy's car did, and you want to take my car away from me? How can you be so stinkin' stupid?

Oh, wait, maybe he was better off the way he went. My bad.