[NaughtiusMaximus]

When I lived in Louisiana the cockroaches were so big that the state DOT made them wear amber flasher backup lights and beepers.

[Wonder Warthog]

"When I lived in Louisiana the cockroaches were so big that the state DOT made them wear amber flasher backup lights and beepers."

Yeah, but the best one was when the South Louisiana swamp mosquito landed at the SAC Base outside Shreveport. The refueling guys pumped 500 gallons of jet fuel into it before they realized it wasn't a B-52.