You can see the headline coming:
Rock and Small Boulder Violence Rising
Speaking of rocks, there has always been the question of what a Scotsman wears under his kilt. Well we know now they aren't big and made of brass.
I guess now I can write off that part of my ancestry as poor genitic material. I always thought that the peat used in making Scotch was toxic, that question is still unanswered but it sure causes genetic mutation.