It's clear we're going to need a bigger fence. And a stronger leash.
Yes, I'm going to be coming home from work and finding five-foot-long hairs on my bed, a puddle on the bedroom floor, and the mammoth looking worried and guilty. And the kids will say they don't know anything about it. "You were supposed to take him for a walk!" "Me! I was not! It was your turn! I took him for a walk yesterday!"