[doug from upland]

Well, I guess you are just going to have to create your own thread and tell us about the story. Call it -- DFU IS CLUELESS: NOW THIS IS A REAL HORROR STORY

[TWfromTEXAS]

no you're not clueless, i think you are one of the best posters on FR. Americans however, especially those who have never lived anywhere else, think any inconvenience is a HORROR story. it's like those who think thousands of people should be just waiting to save their rears all the time, ready to rush cruse ships to Lebanon or New Orleans.