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Actually, there's a way to take care of the whole 'martyrdom thing'. The pattern was shown in the Tom Clancy book "Teeth of the Tiger".

A few muzzie terrorists went into a mall and started shooting the place up. A couple good guys...agents in training, really...took on the muzzies and blew them all away. One was left alive, but fading fast, praying silently to himself, his place in heaven assured in his own mind.

Thinking fast, one of the good agents found a sporting goods store and grabbed a football. He ran over to the dying muzzie, placed it in his hands, and told him plainly that it was a god ol'American football, made of American PIGSKIN. The muzzies eyes went wide with the realization that he'd just been cursed with no way to repent, and died knowing he was hell-bound.

When the time comes, be sure you're carrying some sort of pork products. If you find one wounded but alive, place said pork product squarely on them and tell them what it is. Martyrdom is then negated, as Allah will not accept any who have touched pork products, even if they've killed Christians or Jews (the supposedly only way to overcome all a muzzie's sins and assure entry into heaven).

Problem solved