Maya: "Cyntia lost." Oprah: "Yeah, girl. Dammit."
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To: redstates4ever
Maya: I think I'll write a poem about poverty.
Oprah: I think I'll do a show about poverty.
Both: I feel better about myself.
2 posted on
08/09/2006 9:09:24 AM PDT by
GreenAccord
(I just spell-checked MOONBAT. Shouldn't that be in the FR lexicon as a valid word?)
To: redstates4ever
Oprah: No, I never think about sex.
Maya: Me either. Do you think Hillary thinks about sex?
Oprah: LOL! Funny!
May: Sorry, I could not resist. LOL!
3 posted on
08/09/2006 9:10:20 AM PDT by
isthisnickcool
(You! Shake your junk!)
To: redstates4ever
"How are we going to make a buck from this snoozefest?"
4 posted on
08/09/2006 9:10:25 AM PDT by
relictele
To: redstates4ever
"Lamont won."
"Yeah, now everyone will realize how looney the liberals are!!
Dang!"
5 posted on
08/09/2006 9:10:41 AM PDT by
pillut48
(CJ in TX)
To: redstates4ever
"I know she didn't girlfriend!"
To: redstates4ever
Oprah: "Damn, I wish I had some crack."
Maya: "You can always whore for it. It's not so bad."
7 posted on
08/09/2006 9:11:21 AM PDT by
oldleft
To: redstates4ever
Multi-millionaire Oprah: "Poverty, yeah, I think about it all the time at my mansion in Montecito (Santa Barbara)."
8 posted on
08/09/2006 9:11:57 AM PDT by
DTogo
(I haven't left the GOP, the GOP left me.)
To: redstates4ever
"Hey Girl! Are ticket sales gonna cover Slick's appearance fee?"
To: redstates4ever
12 posted on
08/09/2006 9:13:38 AM PDT by
cyborg
(No I don't miss the single life at all.)
To: redstates4ever
lets see doprah foprah loprah nope I can't think of anything that rhymes with Oprah either.
13 posted on
08/09/2006 9:13:59 AM PDT by
edzo4
To: redstates4ever
Life's dwindling supply of estrogen etched on a woman's face is a sad thing to observe.
14 posted on
08/09/2006 9:14:05 AM PDT by
wardaddy
(I have undergone Harpie detox, it was very tough but well worth it)
To: redstates4ever
Big O:..."remember that car giveaway thang?. I just got a bill for 100 air fresheners,and there's been 32,000 government recalls....can't wait for the next natural disaster.....they have hurricanes in Vail? "
15 posted on
08/09/2006 9:14:15 AM PDT by
Doogle
(USAF...8th TFW...Ubon Thailand...408thMMS..."69"...Night Line Delivery...AMMO!!)
To: redstates4ever
"A rock
Iraq
Climate change
Loose change
Talk show
A leaf blowing in the wind
Sittin at a table
Conundrum
Bad poetry
Headache
Heartache
Toothache....."
[to be continued]
'sound of gunshot to head'
peace....
17 posted on
08/09/2006 9:16:01 AM PDT by
keithtoo
(Israeli defense strategy "Cogito Ergo Boom!")
To: redstates4ever
What RINOs attended this year? Last year, we saw RINO Jim Kolbe - congressman from Arizona attend and speak. I'll go check.
20 posted on
08/09/2006 9:18:59 AM PDT by
Spiff
("They start yelling, 'Murderer!' 'Traitor!' They call me by name." - Gael Murphy, Code Pink leader)
To: redstates4ever
SKANKS!
21 posted on
08/09/2006 9:19:38 AM PDT by
guitar4jesus
(Black, Conservative . . . and I vote!)
To: redstates4ever
OPFRAH: "Oh crap!!! They just suggested letting government take more money from the rich."
"Sister. Can you believe that sh$t?"
"I've worked damn hard to get mine."
MAYA: "Well, guess that's what we gets from being Democrats."
22 posted on
08/09/2006 9:22:00 AM PDT by
RSmithOpt
(Liberalism: Highway to Hell)
To: redstates4ever
"Wake me when it's over."
26 posted on
08/09/2006 9:31:06 AM PDT by
My2Cents
(A pirate's life for me.)
To: redstates4ever
Maya: I'm bored. Hey, Oprah, so are you a lesbian or not?
Oprah: Yes I do, but not with you.
Maya: So what are we going to do now?
27 posted on
08/09/2006 9:31:50 AM PDT by
sportutegrl
(A person is a person, no matter how small. (Dr. Seuss))
To: redstates4ever
It still cracks me up that that this thing is called the "Clinton Global Initiative," or "CGI." Of course, CGI also stands for "computer generated image," or virtual reality -- making something which isn't real or has no substance in the real world, look real. This description also applies to the "Clinton Global Initiative."
30 posted on
08/09/2006 9:34:27 AM PDT by
My2Cents
(A pirate's life for me.)
To: redstates4ever
35 posted on
08/09/2006 9:39:23 AM PDT by
Redcloak
(Speak softly and wear a loud shirt.)
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