While we're on the subject I want those two guys from Monster Garage beaten until they look like shrimp cocktail. Every stupid episode of their rotten show begins with: "And today we have a very simple bolt-on...." Meanwhile, their friggin' shop has 100k of equipment in it and is air-conditioned. They do the repairs wearing khakis and polos, it take less than 30 min. no matter what the repair is, and when they're done they are totally spotless, not so much as a drop of grease. Meanwhile, I change out the water pump on my Grand Marquis, I come out of there looking like Al Jolson four hours later.
I to get a chuckle out of those.
My dog could build fine furniture with all those tools. Show me how to build that Victorian endtable with an circular saw, router and some hand tools.
I removed the alternator from wife's car last week, and had grease in my hair, my legs, up to my shoulders..
As far as Monster Garage goes.. I think there's some clever editing work done there! =^)