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To: LeoWindhorse

This from the whistleblower at
whistleblower@cinci.rr.com

The next time you meet up with one of those whacky left-wing lunatics who tries to tell you to give peace a chance, here's what to do:



Listen politely while this person explains his views. Strike up a conversation if necessary and look very interested in his ideas. He will tell you how revenge is immoral, and that by attacking the people who did this to us, we will only bring on more violence. He will probably use many arguments, ranging from political to religious to humanitarian.



In the middle of his remarks, without any warning, kick him in the balls. When the guy gets up off the ground, he might be very angry and try to hit you, so be careful.



Very quickly and calmly remind the person that violence only brings about more violence and remind him of his stand on this matter.



Tell him if he is committed to a nonviolent approach to undeserved attacks, he will turn the other cheek and negotiate a solution.



Tell him he must lead by example if he really believes what he's saying.



Most people will think for a moment and then agree that you're probably correct. But as soon as does that, kick him in the balls again, only this time much harder, and keep kicking him in the balls until the idiot realizes how stupid his argument really is.


37 posted on 08/06/2006 1:04:26 PM PDT by chadwimc
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To: chadwimc
ROTFL!!!! I would really like to try that, I will go in search for one of these moonbats.
40 posted on 08/06/2006 1:13:16 PM PDT by highway 90 west (God bless Texas)
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To: chadwimc

Have you considered running for elective office?

Because my FRiend?

You damn sure have MY vote!!!!


48 posted on 08/06/2006 1:25:44 PM PDT by mkjessup (The Shah doesn't look so bad now, eh? But nooo, Jimmah said the Ayatollah was a 'godly' man.)
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To: chadwimc

Thanks for giving me the "pleasure" of spewing my soda all over my monitor!!!!!
That's some FUNNY stuff!!!!!


64 posted on 08/06/2006 4:04:22 PM PDT by FlashBack (W)
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