"No one can be as calculatedly rude as the British, which amazes Americans, who do not understand studied insult and can only offer abuse as a substitute." - Paul Gallico, US writer
"Shut your festering gobutit you snotty faced heap of parrot droppings. Your kind really makes me puke you vacuous, coffee nosed, maloderous PERVERT!!!
Look, I came here for an argument!
Oh, I'm sorry. This is abuse.
-Monty Python, British humor group
Shalom.