[don-o]

We're not going to the Drill Instructor gems are we? That would get this into the Smoky BR faster than crap through a goose.

Gunnery Sgt Hartman (Full Metal Jacket) is the finest I have seen on film. Sheer poetry!

[Past Your Eyes]

Heard at Parris Island:
"I want it so quiet in here I can hear a mouse pissing on cotton."

[Richard Kimball]

DIs have great insults. I've stolen a few and made a few:

For overweight people:

Boy, you could use your navel for a koozie.
Every time he farts, he applauds himself.
Why don't you get a tattoo that says "inflate to 40 psi" on your neck?
You could raise goldfish in that navel.

For people who show up with their clothes in dissarray

How many lives did you save when you threw yourself on that wrinkle bomb?
I want you to start getting up early enough to go home and change clothes before coming to class.

Random comments about supervisors:

The best thing he can do to bring order to the fire scene is leave.
His decisions aren't that bad until the lithium wears off.
If he was any stupider, we'd have to water him twice a week.