FReeper Canteen ~ Guest Military Chaplain ~ A GREAT MARINE ~ August 6 2006

chaplaincare.navy.mil ^ | Chaplain Mitch Schranz

[Kathy in Alaska]

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[Kathy in Alaska]

U.S. Army UH-60A Black Hawk helicopter pilots deployed to the 1st Forward Support Medical Team prepare for mission launch near Tal Afar, Iraq, July 30, 2006. The pilots are assigned to the 542nd Medical Company (Air Ambulance) out of Fort Campbell, Ky. U.S. Air Force photo by Staff Sgt. Jacob N. Bailey

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[Lady Jag]

An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman go into a pub and each order a pint of Guinness. Just as the bartender hands them over, three flies buzz down and one lands in each of the pints. The Englishman looks disgusted, pushes his pint away and demands another pint. The Scotsman picks out the fly, shrugs, and takes a long swallow. The Irishman reaches in to the glass, pinches the fly between his fingers and shakes him while yelling, Spit it out, ya bastard! Spit it out!"

[Arm_Bears]

An American tourist walked into an Irish pub and announced, "I'll give anyone $100 if they can drink 10 pints of Guinness in 10 minutes."

Most of the patrons ignored the absurd bet and continued their conversations. One fellow even left the pub.

A little while later, the same guy returned and asked the American, "Is that bet still on?"

"Sure," responded the Yank.

The bartender lined up 10 pints of Guinness on the bar, and the Irishman downed them all in less than 10 minutes.

As the American handed over the money he asked, "Just one thing--Where did you go when you left earlier?"

The Irishman replied, "I went next door to the other pub to see if I could do it."

[Lady Jag]

ROFLMAO!!

Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Seamus, were stumbling home from the pub late one night and found themselves on the road which led past the old graveyard.

"Come have a look over here," says Paddy, "It's Michael O'Grady's grave, God bless his soul. He lived to the ripe old age of 87."

"That's nothing," says Sean, "here's one named Patrick O'Toole, it says here that he was 95 when he died."

Just then, Seamus yells out, "Good God, here's a fella that got to be 145!"

"What was his name?" asks Paddy.

Seamus stumbles around a bit, awkwardly lights a match to see what else is written on the stone marker, and exclaims, "Miles, from Dublin."

[HiJinx]

Hey, guys...well, SandRat anyway...guess what they have mothballed in the boneyard in Tucson.

There're three F/A-18 Hornets sitting in the grass up there. Here we still have Tomcats on duty in the Gulf, and they're already retiring Hornets...

[SandRat]

Saw a story on Defenselink the other day that they'd just rolled out a F-18WildWeasal model so what is now in the D-M bone yard may not be there long.

[SandRat]

Found it.

GROWLER – Chief of Naval Operations Adm. Mike Mullen delivers remarks during a rollout ceremony for the new EA-18G Growler held in St. Louis, Mo., Aug. 3, 2006. This next-generation electronic attack aircraft is being developed to replace the fleet's current carrier-based EA-6B Prowler. U.S. Air Force photo by Marv Lynchard Hi-Res Photo

[E.G.C.]

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