In my dreams! We have Vlad (6 months) and James (2-1/2) sharing a room with us. Then Pat (4), gets up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom and decides to rummage the house. (Part of his plan to take over the galaxy, I'm sure).
One way or another, there's always the opportunity for reading in the wee hours. Eight kids, and I've never had one who let me sleep peaceable. That's probably how I've ended up so weird at this point in life!
( . . . just kidding, before Child Protective gets after me . . . )