His mommy "shacking up"?
Anybody old enough to know that term is too effing old and stupid to be allowed on this thread. OF COURSE they're ain't no durned thing like that ADD or ADHHDD or whatever it is they talkin' about these days. Why, in my day, if a feller couldn't pay no attention, we just hit him or shot him or both.
You should be embarrassed and ashamed, you dumb asshole.
I am probably younger than you, but if not it's my parents fault.
Would you prefer "Living with her sperm donor?"