Mel may be no angel, but I suspect his wife is a saint!
Maybe...{{{shrug}}}
Yea, living with a saint must be pretty tough for us mere mortals. Don't worry about it, BIGGUY...you need to get out of SoCal more often than you're probably doing...meet with more of the regular folk out there...I'll do you good!
In the eyes of the Church, you've done nothing wrong...just make sure you confess your sin..and move on...to the next pub.