One from the Gorby era:
two Russian men are waiting on a LONG line for vodka. After standing hours with no discernable movement, one of them says "That's it. I've had it. No Russian should have to wait this long for vodka." As he leaves the line and rushes away,his friend asks "So where are you going?". "I'm going to get my old gun and shoot that bastard Gorbachev" he says as he disappears around the corner. One hour later, the friend returns. "Well?" his friend asks. "Forget it, that line was even longer than this one."
HAHAHAAAAAAAA! ROFL! I love that one!