Terrible. My friend was dining at a Famous Steakhouse when a Kangaroo fell on her head. I'm not making that up. It was mounted to the wall and it fell right on her head. Thankfully, she didn't die, but she was messed up alright.
Now that's bizarre. Did that famous steakhouse pay for her dinner?
Your poor friend! (I bet I know which steakhouse.)
I've had eventful meals, but I have NEVER had a marsupial fall on my head. I'm assuming it was a stuffed kangaroo . . . how big do those things get?
I pulled a curtain closed while entering into a dressing booth at a local department store (NOT Walmart) and the curtain rod pulled loose and fell down on my nose. No major damage, it just stung. I reported it, and a claims adjuster came to my house. They paid for me to go to a physician to get my nose checked.