That's why the first thing Condi should do when she lands in the ME is check into one of those Israeli Dead Sea spas for a good, long soak, manicure, give her pearls a good cleaning, get a rub-down, get her hair touched-up and styled, have a top-drawer facial, pedicure, nap, read, work out, sample some ethnic delicacies, do some shopping in Tel Aviv, and write out some post cards. That should take several days to a week. THEN she should drop in for a chat with King Abdullah for a day, rest a day in Riyadh, then visit with Prez. Mubarek for a day, rest a day in Cairo, then take two days to see the pyramids and shop, another day to rest, and then visit the other King Abdullah for another day, and rest another day. Then she should visit Kuwait, another day of rest, and then make a junket to Ankara - a day to visit, a day to rest, and a day to tour and shop.
That should take about three weeks. That should be enough.
Then she can come home.
Beautiful