Me too! I'm a proud practitioner of "The Flight Free Lifestyle." It allows me to one-up Prius owners who nevertheless fly. (When they close their eyes self-righteously, I'm tempted to smack 'em . . . have to remember this next time I go to confession.)
Prius?? PFFFFT!
I proudly drive the Buick Roadmaster, which BTW for the record, is the most gas efficient 4000 lb. automobile with a 350 V-8 on the road in America today.
I'd say I'm doing my part for the enviro-weinies.