Savage will probably ask him out to dinner at Savage's favorite Italian Restaurant and want him to bring his dog.
And the hamster!
I heard Savage talking about his latest dinner guest. I am certain he was taking about Ron Russell of the San Francisco Weekly. His column, entitled "Inside The Savage Nation" appeared July 19th, 2006. It describes Savage as "trolling" Greenwich Village in a beret and palling around with Allen Ginsberg. The bombshell statement that have had Savage ballistic was, "the staunch anti-abortionist's first wife had two abortions during their marriage. And certainly not the fact that he was once Timothy Leary's gatekeeper at the LSD experimenter's farm."
It is interesting to note that Savage today wondered if the insanity of the Left was due to the sexually transmitted diseases they have contracted through their liberal lifestyle. One could speculate that Ketchup Boy Kerry cooked a few brain cells of his own with his lifestyle choices.