THE GREAT EMBELLISHER TELLS AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH
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To: AmericanMade1776
LOL ... I was in the Dollar Store today and the book section was loaded with AlGore's "Joined at the Lip" or whatever that "love story" book was. I was thinking the hurricane kit could use a TP alternative but even for a buck I couldn't bring myself to buy it.
78 posted on
07/18/2006 8:50:55 PM PDT by
NonValueAdded
(Go home and fix Mexico)
To: AmericanMade1776
I'm surprised a liberal would talk about an "inconvenient truth" instead of covering it up and/or lying about it like liberals usually do: Chappaquidic, Whitewater, Monica Lewinski...
More "inconvenient truths":
1. No proof of evolution
2. Unborn babies have rights
3. Criminals should be punished
4. Illegal aliens are breaking the law
5. A senile chimpanzee would be able to beat Al Gore in an election
80 posted on
07/18/2006 8:52:55 PM PDT by
NavySon
(ted kennedy : the only man whose blood alcohol content is greater than his IQ.)
To: AmericanMade1776
"Look, I invented books too!"
81 posted on
07/18/2006 8:53:13 PM PDT by
b4its2late
(Liberals are as confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar.)
To: AmericanMade1776
"Of course we used recycled organic glue to hold the pages toether. Why do you ask?"
85 posted on
07/18/2006 8:56:22 PM PDT by
Texas Eagle
(If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all.)
To: AmericanMade1776
You see, Alice, the truth is what I say it is, because I invented the truth. Here's what I say it is.
88 posted on
07/18/2006 8:59:30 PM PDT by
umbagi
(Monthly Donor [entry level])
To: AmericanMade1776
89 posted on
07/18/2006 9:00:46 PM PDT by
NautiNurse
(Hurricane season 2006 - Be prepared and have a plan)
To: AmericanMade1776
To: AmericanMade1776
"I think that we should put this in a 'lock box'".
95 posted on
07/18/2006 9:04:51 PM PDT by
MistrX
To: AmericanMade1776
..."and if you purchase my book, you will receive an invitation to my special seminar: The Return of the Hale-Bopp Comet, with absolutely free black shirt, black pants, black sneakers, AND--at no extra cost--a purple shroud!"
97 posted on
07/18/2006 9:05:25 PM PDT by
Palladin
(...onward to Mecca.)
To: AmericanMade1776
And if you are an Insomniac? I guarantee this will work! Now let me go over the 45 most important points in my book.....
Pray for W and Our Freedom Fighters
Shalom Israel
100 posted on
07/18/2006 9:08:48 PM PDT by
bray
(Jeb '08, just to watch their Heads Explode!)
To: AmericanMade1776
But here's the real big seller:
105 posted on
07/18/2006 9:54:47 PM PDT by
Tzimisce
(How Would Mohammed Vote? Hillary for President! www.dndorks.com)
To: AmericanMade1776
An Inconvenient Truth, How I Know Global Warming is Real,
My Brain is Fried
To: AmericanMade1776
"Yes, I did invent the book's cover. Why do you ask?"
108 posted on
07/18/2006 10:23:22 PM PDT by
E=MC<sup>2</sup>
(Are liberals born stupid, or do they have to work at it???)
To: AmericanMade1776
"I'll give you a dollar if you read this book."
109 posted on
07/18/2006 10:26:55 PM PDT by
pankot
To: AmericanMade1776
I thought Al was a Movie Star when did he start the book writing thing?
To: AmericanMade1776
".....and on page 145 of my book, I reveal the secret hiding place of (drum roll, please.....) THE LOCK BOX!!!!!"
111 posted on
07/18/2006 10:42:07 PM PDT by
albee
(The best thing you can do for the poor is.....not be one of them. - Eric Hoffer)
To: AmericanMade1776
What's inconvenient is that the pages are too rough to use as toilet paper in the outhouse.
113 posted on
07/19/2006 3:46:47 AM PDT by
Rocky
(Air America: Robbing the poor to feed the Left)
To: AmericanMade1776
"This book was actually printed on recycled toilet paper and I am signing autographs with pens filled with soy based ink."
115 posted on
07/19/2006 4:28:44 AM PDT by
Twinkie
(Faith cometh by hearing, and hearing by the Word of God.)
To: AmericanMade1776
An Inconvenient Truth: My writing is indistinguishable from the Unibomber's
To: AmericanMade1776
An Inconvenient Truth: I was VP to an impeached former President
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