LOL
I thought about commenting on that one but decided not to.
I guess it was the ex-USAF in me that decided it was better to keep the mouth shut, as opposed to opening it and removing all doubt.
I can see it now, "Helm, emergency port, NOW!"
clunk...screech...bang.
"Uhhh..sir, the tow cable is now an integral part of the propellers."
giggle.
LOL. Nice imagery. Sounds like the Palestinian Navy to me.