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To: timer; freedom44
why are kangaroos found only in australia?

They aren't

Kangaroos of the Middle East Article by Dr. Richard Paley


264 posted on 07/08/2006 5:10:16 PM PDT by Virginia-American
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To: Virginia-American
Kangaroos of the Middle East Article by Dr. Richard Paley

Funny Stuff!

That kangaroos are not mentioned in the Genesis account of the Flood, either by name or description, is unsurprising due to the great number of kinds of animals that were in the Ararat area at the time. What's a kangaroo or two among a great throng of pandas, mastodons, velociraptors, and giraffes?

Velociraptors! LOL!

265 posted on 07/08/2006 5:27:07 PM PDT by forsnax5 (The greatest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.)
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To: Virginia-American
Kangaroos aren't all that are missing from the records. This magnificent creature is missing entirely (what, did Noah take a coffee break at the wrong time?):


267 posted on 07/08/2006 5:31:06 PM PDT by Coyoteman (I love the sound of beta decay in the morning!)
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To: Virginia-American
Kangaroos of the Middle East Article by Dr. Richard Paley

This could very well be the stupidest article that I've ever read.

268 posted on 07/08/2006 5:45:07 PM PDT by Paddlefish ("Why should I have to WORK for everything?! It's like saying I don't deserve it!")
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To: Virginia-American
Congratulations! You have officially referenced the *STUPIDEST* article ever referenced on Free Republic!

In recognition of your record-setting achievement, a plaque, suitable for framing, will be sent to a local landfill in your honor.

284 posted on 07/08/2006 9:33:10 PM PDT by blowfish
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To: Virginia-American

You have a time-line problem here. Pangaea was some 500 million years ago, noah was about 7000 years ago. His culture was dravidian, remnants of which still live on in india. Gondwanaland(the southern supercontinent) developed marsupials(kangaroos)and fossil marsupials are found in south america. The BIG dinosaurs went extinct with the Yucatan meteorite/nuclear winter event of 65 million years ago, thus the rise of mammals. But when pangaea split they developed in different directions. There NEVER was marsupials on the eurasian continent, but noah was clearly a pakistani living in the delta region of the Indus River. Do some research...


334 posted on 07/09/2006 11:21:40 PM PDT by timer
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