I will repeat, any sane, rationale person...and for some reason you can't grasp the concept.
But please by all means demonstrate to us how a two year old could take that fence down with just a tricycle. I'll even let you pick both the two year old and the tricycle.
Now you can't get much more fair than that can you.
Now get cracking. Times a' wasting.
We'll expect a full report when you get back.
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