Let's get some lawyer
to go to Hell and bring back
Lay to do his time!
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Death of Eurydice
The most famous story in which he figures is that of his wife Eurydice. Eurydice is sometimes known as Agriope. While fleeing from Aristaeus, she was bitten by a serpent which brought her to her death. Distraught, Orpheus played such sad songs and sang so mournfully that all the nymphs and gods wept and gave him advice. Orpheus went down to the lower world and by his music softened the hearts of Hades and Persephone (the only person to ever do so), who agreed to allow Eurydice to return with him to earth. But the condition was attached that he should walk in front of her and not look back until he had reached the upper world. In his anxiety he broke his promise, and Eurydice vanished again from his sight.
But hey maybe it's not too late. If you hurry to Aspen you might get a chance to kick his corpse or even go through his pockets and look for spare change. You make me sick.
Let's get all lawyers to go to hell and call it a day.