[Indy Pendance]

Big Desert is connected to Texas, and illegal immigrants come through the desert, and that has oil, and that's connected to Iraq and Haliburton, and because Houston missed Katrina, and Rove's weather machine.....Everything is connected to Big Desert. That's all part of the Illuminati and the build-a-burgers, and National Treasure, and the Kobar towers and, gasp, the skull and bones.....The Free Masons started it all. All you have to do is connect the dots for crying out loud. Sheesh!

[pollyannaish]

Oh, yeah. That's right. It was all explained to us at our last convention. Sorry I forgot. I'm too busy trying to figure out how we can control everyone for fun and profit because the average American's life is just a laugh a minute.

Sigh. It's tiresome..but funny!

[BuglerTex]

Everything is connected to Big Desert

I knew it, my gravometer glitched just as the corporocity started to agaciate. I have been connecting dots for so long - well, people are starting to talk.