That's right! Everything that mankind *thinks* it knows is simply...you guessed it...interpretation of evidence. And ANYONE'S interpretation is as good as anyone else's! Using that fact, we've condensed hundreds of years of "knowledge" into a single, one-day course! Watch how easy this can be:
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I see that strawmen and ridicule are the foundations of evolution.
But we already knew that.