Oh, Stultis, please introduce me into the brotherhood of evilutionists. The mysteries of which you speak are earnestly sought. I yearn to know why every aspect of radioactive decay is controlled by the great satan and misleads us poor humans. I yearn to know how so much water vapor could condense, releasing 540 calories/mole in the great flood, without cooking poor Noah.
Indeedy, your nefarious conspiracy is interesting. If inducted, do I have to swear never to mention the 2nd law of thermodynamics? Do I have to give up faith in leeches to cure gout?
If deemed suitable for "black ops" you will be contacted. It's not important that you know how or when. Of course you'll have to start with menial duties like polishing the iguana's at The Grandmaster's Mansion. (It's hell to get a decent shine on those critters.)