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To: RDTF
Dear PETA:

Thanks for placing the winning bid in the "Have Lunch With Beyonce" contest. Your generosity is appreciated. I plan to use the profits to buy a delicious Russian sable I've had my eye on, and to take a trip to the Aleutians so I can stomp on some baby seal heads.

Again, thanks. Without your contribution, I would have had to tear the heads off chickens and wear corduroy.

Love ya, ... Beyonce.

14 posted on 06/20/2006 8:51:08 PM PDT by IronJack
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To: IronJack

Thanks for placing the winning bid in the "Have Lunch With Beyonce" contest. Your generosity is appreciated. I plan to use the profits to buy a delicious Russian sable I've had my eye on, and to take a trip to the Aleutians so I can stomp on some baby seal heads.

ROTFLMAO.


34 posted on 06/20/2006 9:39:22 PM PDT by napscoordinator
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To: IronJack
and to take a trip to the Aleutians so I can stomp on some baby seal heads.

LMAO
38 posted on 06/20/2006 9:51:59 PM PDT by wafflehouse
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