[the anti-liberal]

"Well, as a woman, I'm thinking I'd need about 3 entire kegs worth of beer goggles to turn that guy into a sex symbol."

But as a 53 year old woman with green teeth, male pattern baldness and weighing at least 400lbs, as you profess to be, I would think you'd be greatful if any man, even a man who calls himself 'vagina' in Farsi, was willing to even be in your presence - perhaps I could arrange to have him visit you at your 666 address... ;^)

[Mordacious]

But as a 53 year old woman with green teeth, male pattern baldness and weighing at least 400lbs,

Actually, I now weigh 409 pounds and two of my front teeth have fallen out. But, hey, that doesn't mean I can't still play hard to get ;)